i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
why is half of my head shaved?
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