Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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