just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
