I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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