I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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