I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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