seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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