Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
