People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm too high and old for this...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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