I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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