people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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