Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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