had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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