So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
