when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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