Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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