Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
