btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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