I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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