The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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