im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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