I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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