I could have mohawked her pubes.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The power of my boobs compel you
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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