They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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