I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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