I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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