Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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