belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
