For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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