I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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