thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
A bitchslap is in order.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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