i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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