I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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