I think my vagina is haunted
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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