and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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