You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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