She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies don't puke and tell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize