I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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