mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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