Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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