I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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