you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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