ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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