Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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