'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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