i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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