you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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