Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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