When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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