he shaved USA in his pubs
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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