Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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